about the damn site: Ugly Joe hassled me to make a site so he could link it and stuff. Being the submissive bastard that I am, I gave myself two days to whip together a crappy little inter-web page using only Dreamweaver and what little will to do anything I had left. Ta-da.

about the damn webmaster: Mike Shmike is a eighteen year old that, in a desperate attempt to be decisive and seem like he knows what he's doing, applied to a college as a Journalism major, even though he's likely to change his mind at least five times before the first semester ends. He doesn't have a fucking clue about anything...

...ever.

In his spare time (which is more or less all the time), Mike likes to write, play music, and cry uncontrollably at the fact that he's horrible at both. He works at a bagel shop, enjoys playing Age Of Empires, and hates talking in the third person. He owns a porceline rooster and does not know why.

and then there's this other bloke: His name is Zack...

He is eighteen and is currently doing the college and work scene. Originally interested in the film program but is now changing his major to writing. Why? Because he likes to do it. Still wants to do film, he just wants to do it all. He wants his cake and wants to eat it, too. Interested in many things, off-beat and open-minded, he is a hero to few and a savior to even fewer. Ask him about his likes. Ask him about his peeves. Or don’t ask him anything, but he does like to meet and greet.

He looks left and turns right.